Thursday 27 October 2011

as an IB student

Hey guys,

Sorry for not blogging yesterday, i had to help a really close friend of mine in maths (he/she has a maths test today).

Anyways, i have anticipated in 20 days OMG START PANICKING!!!!! but srsly its still another 3 weeks. On the other hand ,I am really worried for pyschy people who has their test next tuesday. For those who do not do IB, we are doing an anticipated subject meaning instead of testing us at the end of year 12. we are getting tested this year and it counts towards 7 points out of the total 45 points possible. again, i would like to say GOOD LUCK TO PYSCH PEOPLE!

Ever since i started IB, a lot of jks about IB appeared, the reason why we laugh is its so true! So without further ado, i will give u some from ibquotes.com. For those who do IB, you have most likely heard these, For those who do not, you many go WTF!, but afterall it is still quite halarious imo as an IB student.


Quotes:
All time favourite of mine:
teacher to students: now write your name on this notecard.

Student 1: OK
Student 2: This is easy!

IB Teacher to IB students: now write your name on this notecard

IB Student 1: how big?
IB Student 2: which corner?
IB Student 3: cursive or print?
IB Student 4: do we need to put our whole middle name or just our middle initial?
IB Student 5: What if we don't have a middle name?
IB Student 6: Is pencil okay?
IB Student 7: Do you want it on the side with lines or the blank side?

and we are wondering why IB is so hard



That quote is so true, it happens so much in IB and thats why we find it halarious. However, for non-ib readers, i do not mean to discourage you from doing it.......hopefully....

Heres some other quotes:
atricia: Do you think they'll have alcohol at the IB Christmas Party?
Genie: ...IB kids drinking? Can you imagine us drunk? We would be like... "HAHA YOUR FACE IS A PARABOLA."
You know you're in IB when you procrastinate by doing "less important" homework.


Coordinator: Hey Guys! There's a Blood Donation session tomorrow, I hope you can make it!
Student: Do we get CAS hours??


When an IB Coordinator says "Jump!" an IB freshmen asks "How high?"

Two years later the IB Coordinator says "Jump!" and the IB Junior asks "Where's the nearest cliff?"
Anyway, i am sorry for Non-IB students if you did not find that funny. So i will end my post with something funny for all people XD
I assume you have all seen Harry Potter... if you havnt....well....what can i say.....i am sorry

Best Wishes,
Liang

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